So we lost – but we’re still in the All-Ireland race!
Yes, roll on next Tuesday’s big draw!
Ah it was a great day last Sunday!
The weather was amazing! And I’ve never seen so many people wearing Roscommon jerseys!
Yes, we have real momentum this season, after all our success in Connacht!
And with the senior team preserving their Division One status too!
So while we lost by the narrowest of margins to Tyrone on Sunday…
All’s not lost!
Exactly! We’ll be a force to contend with for any team in the next round! Roll on Tuesday!
(They pause to argue over whether or not they want Roscommon to draw Kerry)
By the way, that was a nice couple of pints we had after the game… there was a great atmosphere in town despite our narrow loss.
Yes! We had a lovely hour or two, but as you know, I had to leave early.
No problem! I represented you in your absence for a while after you left!
By the way, did you hear that Chris O’Dowd was in town for a while on Sunday?
Oh, really? He must have heard about my plans for a new comedy-drama set in Roscommon!
Huh?
I mentioned it here last week. Our PMA…
Prospective American Agent?
Yes, our PMA – Prospective American Agent – and I have discussed not only a book deal for the Boyos, but also my idea for a comedy-drama!
AND?
Don’t you see? That’s probably why the actor Chris O’Dowd was in town! Looking to be cast… as me! Was he asking for me?
Oh dear… notions! Chris was at the match, in the company of some friends.
Oh he’ll be in touch!
(They pause to savour the beautiful weather)
So…
Hey, will you be watching?
Huh?
The Galway footballing ace in action over the coming weeks! Will you be watching him?
Huh?
Will you be watching the Galway football star as he shows off his moves?
Shane Walsh? Sure I’m just relieved we finally got him under control in the Connacht final!
No, not Shane Walsh! Seán Fitzgerald! Will you be watching him on Love Island?
Eh… no! But while I concentrate on getting Brad Pitt or Chris O’Dowd to play me in my upcoming comedy-drama, if Seán’s a hit on Love Island, I might ask him to play… the younger you!
