Ronaldo, Piers Morgan… and a tasty Dinner Party line-up!
Wow! Did you see THE interview?
Yeah, yeah…
That guy, he’s SO smug!
I ‘spose…
Sitting there, preening, lips pursed, all ‘look at me, look at me!’
Eh, I guess…
He’s just so…arrogant!
And needy!
Yeah…and if he doesn’t get his way, he just storms off the stage!
That’s the package you get with Ronaldo…
Ronaldo? I was talking about Piers Morgan!
(They pause to check if Trump is really planning to run again; he is)
Still, I can’t believe he dissed his manager, and the entire Manchester United club…
Huh?
Ronaldo. He’s been so disloyal…
Well, some people might think he makes valid points…
Oh, I dunno ‘bout that. It comes across as bitter…a veteran who can no longer accept that he can’t do what he once excelled at…
In fairness, he’s not getting that many chances to show whether or not he still has the old magic!
And to think that for so long, Ronaldo was the Chosen One…
But that’s Ronaldo’s problem now! He’s no longer being chosen!
Well, I’m disappointed in him this week, and I’ve always been a HUGE fan!
I know, don’t you have a Ronaldo shrine in your house?
Please, not in public, not in the People!
…with a life-size cutout of Ronaldo, and photos and videos and…
It’s only a corner of the shed, don’t exaggerate!
You must show it to me some day soon…
Huh?
The Ronaldo shrine in your house…
Yeah, well after his outburst with Piers Morgan, I’m thinking of taking it down…and putting my Marty Morrissey shrine back in!
(They pause to check if there are any more roadworks springing up in Roscommon Town streets)
So, a mad world we’re living in…
Huh?
Donald Trump running for President again, the former UK Health Secretary dancing in the jungle…did you see HANCOCK’S DANCING?
Yeah, yeah….
Ronaldo and Rooney at odds…
Yeah…
By the way, how do you think Piers Morgan did in that interview?
Oh Morgan is insufferable!
Wouldn’t be a bad dinner party though, would it?
Huh?
Ronaldo. Trump. Morgan. Hancock.
Excellent! But surely you need to add in Marty Morrissey…
Agreed!
It would be sensational. I mean, think of the egos! What would Matt Hancock and Marty do if, true to form, Ronaldo, Trump and Piers Morgan took over completely and started boasting and gloating…
Easy! Marty and Matt could retire to another room and practise their dance moves!
